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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

(via hobbes-is-my-bestfriend)


Ladies and gentlemen! You’ve read about it in the newspapers! Now, shudder as you observe, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature’s mistakes! I give you…the average man! Physically unremarkable, it has instead a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity’s importance. The club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them…they snap.
How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor, pathetic specimen survive in today’s harsh and irrational world? The sad answer is "not very well". Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark, slavering buggo! 
And who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this…

Ladies and gentlemen! You’ve read about it in the newspapers! Now, shudder as you observe, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature’s mistakes! I give you…the average man! Physically unremarkable, it has instead a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity’s importance. The club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them…they snap.

How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor, pathetic specimen survive in today’s harsh and irrational world? The sad answer is "not very well". Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark, slavering buggo! 

And who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this…

(Source: wouldyouliketoseemymask, via nekomarie)

thenewclass1c:

vaguevogues:

toogallus:

valentine-illest:

su-ic-id-al:

newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

Babe. She’s flawless.

Fashion x Luxury x Girls

dunno what you are all talking about, that bitch needs a diet and an exercise routine. that size is not healthy and glorifying it is the real problem. ITS NOT BRAVE TO BE FAT, ITS STUPID

Please fucking educate yourself you fucked up little twat, she is not fat, this is not obesity and the way she is built is actually healthier (regarding cancer, blood, heart and brain diseases) then what we would call a normal BMI.Not to forget, even if she weighs 600 pounds, what’s it to you? There is no glorification when it comes to looks and beauty since no one defines what weight or size makes you feel good and healthy, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU so please shut the fuck up. Because of people like you, bigger girls and boys are suffering, not to mention all those people thinking they are healthy because they are slim and slender. Skinny does not automatically mean healthy and big does not automatically mean unhealthy. Now excuse me while I go for a run with all those fine curves you idiot.

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thenewclass1c:

vaguevogues:

toogallus:

valentine-illest:

su-ic-id-al:

newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

Babe. She’s flawless.

Fashion x Luxury x Girls

dunno what you are all talking about, that bitch needs a diet and an exercise routine. that size is not healthy and glorifying it is the real problem. ITS NOT BRAVE TO BE FAT, ITS STUPID

Please fucking educate yourself you fucked up little twat, she is not fat, this is not obesity and the way she is built is actually healthier (regarding cancer, blood, heart and brain diseases) then what we would call a normal BMI.
Not to forget, even if she weighs 600 pounds, what’s it to you? There is no glorification when it comes to looks and beauty since no one defines what weight or size makes you feel good and healthy, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU so please shut the fuck up. Because of people like you, bigger girls and boys are suffering, not to mention all those people thinking they are healthy because they are slim and slender. Skinny does not automatically mean healthy and big does not automatically mean unhealthy. Now excuse me while I go for a run with all those fine curves you idiot.

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(via shetalkslike-june)

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